Saturday, December 1, 2007

FUCK ESPN

I am officially done with the National Enquirer a.k.a ESPN. These motherfuckers do not know their ass from a hole in the ground. It's real easy to report every scenario of a story, then claim that they were on top of it when a definite answer comes out.

Case in point. Around 11:00 this morning Kirk Herbstreet reported that his "source" confirmed that LSU coach Les Miles was going to Michigan. Maybe an hour later, Espn reported that Les Miles is staying at LSU. Thank You WORLDWIDE LEADER IN SPORTS. What would I do without you?

This happens way to often for ESPN to keep their credibility. Take the early weeks of the NFL season. Chris Mortensen reported that Eli Manning was to miss at least 4 weeks due to a shoulder injury due to a hit he suffered during the end of a game. Thirty fucking minuted later Eli was interviewed saying it was nothing serious and he would play next week. THEN, Mortensen had the balls to go back on t.v. to say he stands behind his report. That his source was correct. Eli has not missed a game yet. Thank you WORLDWIDE LEADER IN SPORTS!!

Back to this Les Miles story. Let me tell you why this played out like it did and how it is going to end. Lsu granted Michigan permission to talk to Miles under only one condition, wait until AFTER the SEC Championship game. Completely understandable. However, Miles' agent can talk to Michigan and basically both sides can come to an agreement on the DL. A basic understanding if you will. Well good ol' ESPN had to interfere and reported this. Now Les Miles then had to go on t.v. and give a news conference (for the second time) that he is an LSU man and he is here to stay. Well NO SHIT!! What was he supposed to say? The deal was supposed to wait you stupid fucks. He has a CHAMPIONSHIP GAME TO PLAY YET ASSHOLES!!

Now what is going to happen is in about 2 weeks, Les Miles is going to accept the job at Michigan. Then ESPN is going to play it out as he is a Nick Saban or a Larry Brown type of coach. Say one thing to make people happy....then do what you want anyway. When this whole time Miles was taking the Michigan job.

It is possible for a coach to handle his business with his current team while letting his alma mater know he will coach there next year. It is not a distraction until ESPN gets involved. THANK YOU WORLDWIDE LEADER IN SPORTS.

I THINK RON BURGUNDY WAS ON TO SOMETHING

8 comments:

jschlo said...

At one point today the headline on the ESPN main page page stated Miles was staying at LSU and it linked to the story stating he was all but signed as the next Uof M coach. Both by their "source"

What a joke they have become. I need a job as one of their sources. I can make up shit and they can quote me all they like, for cash compensation of course.

Junior said...

Your absolutely right. All I have to say is thank god for fox sports net.

bullievablesports said...

I love the video with Ron.

Anonymous said...

Yeah them stupid fucks @ ESPN yesterday saying the Illinois Basketball team was a definite in tourney, and today out, even though it took double overtime for OS to beat them! Then, when McGuire took over as hitting coach STL, all they could talk about was how he did steroids in the 90's. Everyone did roids in the 90's dumb-asses!!! What about the coke-heads of the 70's and 80's?? I fucking hate that channel!!

Anonymous said...

FUCK ESPN - cant stand the bs they try to pose as "newsflashes" - clowns

Anonymous said...

I was banned from their message boards for nothing. I told them to fuck off, and now they perma-banned me. Good.

Funny thing is, I called them, and they offered me ESPN Insider for dirt cheap. What money-grubbing douchebags. Never again do I log on.

Anonymous said...

I love talking shit. FUCK ESPN. FUCK THAT FUCKING HOGWASH GARBAGE. FUCK THIER PUNDITS. FUCK THIER MESSAGE BOARD MODERATORS. FUCK DISNEY.
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!

I JUST WANT TO GET ONLINE AND TALK TRASH IS ALL! and I get banned!
I probably deserved it but no where near most of the other knuckleheads on there...which, I assume is part of the reason I got banned. for calling someone a knucklehead. As soon as I can figure out a way to make a website like ESPN with message boards where you don't get banned for talking shit- I will.

Unfortunately I have no idea, no means, and probably little motivation. This is about the last fucking straw. Sports was my one last God damned safe haven on tv...and now that is fucking ruined because of ESPN and their bullshit fascist money grubbing cocksuckerdom! And Fuck Rosie O'Donnell while I am at it.

She really fooled me back in the day with her nice little show- then she comes out to be some man hating wildedyke. unbelievable.
completely unrelated I know.
FUCK

Anonymous said...

You can add me to the fuck ESPN bandwagon people. Those motherfuckers will get what's coming to them someday. I'm sure of it.